Dennehy, Day 3

Dream roles:

• Himself in "A Walk with God: The Brian Dennehy Story";
• Anything in which Frank Stallone is systematically beaten or murdered;
• John Lithgow's role in "Footloose";
• Himself in an anti-Viagra advertisment series;
• "Summer Catch II" but only if Jessica Biel or any woman under 54 is in the picture (see above for any performance questions)(Editor's side note: Even I vomited reading that);
• God in "A Walk with God: The Brian Dennehy Story";
• John Kreese (Cobra Kai instructor) in Karate Kid series;
• Rodney Dangerfield role in "Back to School";
• John McClain in Die Hard series ("I feel he could have been older and more barrel-chested for that matter!");
• Apollo Creed in Rocky series ("Can I box?! I'm Brian f*cking Dennehy!!!" - BD);
• Robin Williams roles in "Mrs. Doubtfire" and "Good Will Hunting";
• Darth Vader ("More barrel-chested!!!" - BD)
• Michael Douglas' role in "Basic Instinct" ("I slept with a Sharon once. Maybe it was Sharon Stone or maybe that was Shari Lewis...and no I didn't touch Lambchop." BD).
• "Kojak, but with hair...maybe a mustache...and barrel-chested like a broad working the docks in a navy shipping yard. God, I miss 'Nam." - BD (Editor's note - Brian Dennehy never served in Vietnam).