Sunday, April 20, 2008

Dennehy, Day 13

***ANNOUNCEMENT***

Earth Day moved to July 9

Members of the global science community have decided to move Earth Day from April 22 to July 9. Dr. Wolfgang Von Bushwicken summed up the change with these words, "Brian Dennehy was born on July 9. The universe has 8 planets now. We initially thought planets orbited the Sun in an elliptical fashion; after a weekend viewing "F/X 2", we determined the other planets orbit Earth in a circular motion. The planets rotate around Earth on a tilted axes directly correlating to the front angle of Brian Dennehy's brush cut. Additionally, we have confirmed that the sun is indeed a retirement community created by Dennehy at the dawn of man (see: time machine) that actually proves the ideas and constructs of "Cocoon". Upon these realizations, we henceforth declare July 9 as the new Earth Day."

There is talk of Earth being renamed after Brian Dennehy, but "the Original" (a Dennehy approved nickname) has yet to decide what to rename Earth.

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