Thursday, May 15, 2008

Dennehy, Day 17

Brian Dennehy has an affinity for rabbits.  In fact, his first was a rabbit named Chuckles.  He was white with brown feet.  He could whistle the Florida State theme song and could drink bourbon like water.  Dennehy lost him in a bet with Bill Clinton over who could Dennehy more women in one night.  Dennehy bet against himself and lost by a huge margin.  Dennehy has yet to bet against himself again.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Dennehy, Day 16

"The Return"*

Celebrity Playlist - Brian Dennehy
  • "Thriller" by Michael Jackson -"I turned down the leading role in the music video after they insisted on using make-up to hide the ole barrel chest."
  • "My Favorite Mistake" by Sheryl Crowe - "I wasn't her favorite mistake, but I did her. Twice."
  • "B*tches Ain't Shit" by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg - "I ghostwrote this song. They made it a little less street. They actually spoke to women. I only lie to women."
  • "Sunday Kind of Love" by Etta James - "I actually just like song."
  • "Yellow Submarine" by the Beatles - "I used to own a yellow submarine. I still use sometimes if I travel back to '76 in my time machine. I'm Brian Dennehy."
  • "Crazy" by Britney Spears - "If this ain't the pot calling the kettle black, then it's at least the crazy shaving her head and bashing a car. And I did her."
  • "Say My Name" - Destiny's Child - "I just like the song. I mean seriously...what man says a woman's name? No really, who?"
  • "Ain't That A Kick in the Head" by Dean Martin - "I dedicate this song to Wilford Brimley every time I kick his fat, oatmeal chowing *ss."
  • "'Round Midnight" by John Coltrane & Miles Davis - "Great song."
  • "Mother" by Danzig - "I boned a lot of single moms to this song."
  • "American Idiot" by Green Day - "They say this song is about George W. Bush. But really the W. is Wilford and the B in Bush is for Brimley. I hate him."
  • "Tango" by Kenny G - "Me, plus bourbon, plus this song equals awesome."
  • "Gimme Shelter" by the Rolling Stones - "I blare this in my Mercedes convertible that is red and goes fast."
  • "Brown Sugar" by the Rolling Stones - "I put this on some oatmeal I stole from Wilford Brimley in 1985. The song is great to eat stolen oatmeal with."
  • "Peace in our Life (Rambo II)" by Frank Stallone - "I hate Frank Stallone. But I love this song. I did Frank Stallone's wife."
  • "Manic Monday" by the Bangles - "I did the lead singer. Susanna or Suzanne or something. I did her with impunity. Twice. And left her destitute on a Monday morning. Thanks for the song, b*tch! Enjoy the **rp**!"
  • "True At First Light: A Fictional Memoir" by Ernest Hemingway, narrated by Sir Brian Dennehy - "Yeah, I'm plugging my own projects. See F/X2 while you are at it."

*After a brief change of editors, this blog is once again being written by the world's 27th biggest Brian Dennehy fan.