Little Known Facts:
Brian Dennehy's middle name is "Shark." Like his namesake, he eats
raw fish for breakfast (and the occasional surfer chick).
Once, after waking up naked and wrapped in seaweed on Dockweiler
Beach, Dennehy stumbled across a golden lamp half-buried in the sand.
Inside – a genie. Our hero wished to become the sexiest man alive.
The genie waved his arms, there was a puff of smoke... and nothing
happened. You guessed it - Brian Dennehy already WAS the sexiest man
alive. Bri Den used his final two wishes on a life-time supply of pot
roast and a jet ski.
ODD got his coffee table from Crate and Barrel, his bourbon from
Circus Liquor, and his barrel chest from his great-great-grandmother
Beulah Dennehy ("Ugliest woman in Louisville, but t*ts like you
wouldn't believe" – BD).
While attending Columbia University on a football scholarship, he
played quarterback, wide receiver, tight end, cornerback, safety, and
middle linebacker. All at the same time. The Lions not had more
successful season since.
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3 comments:
It is all true...so true. He IS the sexiest man alive. I know that oh so well.
my lord. loved this entry so much, i read it out loud to the entire back row gang.....nice work, bocskay
Brian Dennehy is better than all of us because he guest starred in "30 Rock." Nuff said.
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