Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Dennehy, Day 1

Miscellaneous facts about Brian Dennehy

  • In the summer his belly button is the 4th largest salt water lake in the world.
  • Frank Stallone was supposed to co-star in First Blood, but Dennehy ate him.
  • Dennehy later used his time machine (named Buttons) to bring Frank Stallone back to life; Sadly, he couldn't do anything to bring Frank Stallone's acting career back to life.
  • Brian Dennehy's chest hair was the basis for kevlar.
  • Brian Dennehy knows all 50 states and their capitals. He thinks Canada is an offbrand soap and that the Yukon Territory is a potato/chewing tobacco blend.
  • He drinks motor oil instead of coffee.
  • He played college football at Columbia until he was kicked off the team for being too good. The "Dennehy Rules" would later result in the formation of NAFTA, the Sarbanes-Oxley Act, and the creation of Dippin' Dots.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Dennehy ran over my cat and it died, but since I said I'd go out on a date with him he brought it back to life just to see me smile. Then he shot my dog.