Brian Dennehy's Likes and Dislikes
Likes:
- Pot roast (He has an unnatural sexual attraction to it.)
- Breathing underwater
- South Park movie (It's his Pulp Fiction.)
- Lifesavers
- Lint
- Any pet named Mr. Whiskers
- His Tony awards (named Sancho and Dr. Gumbo respectively)
- Murder and vengeance ("The oxygen and water of drama." - BD)
- Whole Milk
- Talking dirty in bed (like real dirty, Animal Planet uncensored dirty)
- Goth chicks ("Mouths like truckers and ******s taste like Smuckers!" - BD)
- Dry elbows
- CSI: Miami (which is based on his time as a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy in Dade County)
Dislikes:
- Dragons, monsters or any mythological creatures that he can't slay with a toothbrush, piping hot cup of coffee and untuned banjo
- Paper
- Frank Stallone
- Royalty
- People with four fingers
- People with eight fingers
- F/X2: The Deadly Art of Illusion
- Michael Caine ("the English Brian Dennehy")
- Classical music
- Wilford Brimley
- People that think he is Wilford Brimley
- Men with long fingernails (see Wilford Brimley)
- Wilford **cking Brimley ("I want that Quaker Oats ad back you son-of-a-***ch!!!" - BD)
- Nickels
- Sober Twister
- Lichtenstein
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Brian Dennehy gave Wilford Brimley diabetes.
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