Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Dennehy, Day 2

Brian Dennehy's Likes and Dislikes

Likes:

  • Pot roast (He has an unnatural sexual attraction to it.)
  • Breathing underwater
  • South Park movie (It's his Pulp Fiction.)
  • Lifesavers
  • Lint
  • Any pet named Mr. Whiskers
  • His Tony awards (named Sancho and Dr. Gumbo respectively)
  • Murder and vengeance ("The oxygen and water of drama." - BD)
  • Whole Milk
  • Talking dirty in bed (like real dirty, Animal Planet uncensored dirty)
  • Goth chicks ("Mouths like truckers and ******s taste like Smuckers!" - BD)
  • Dry elbows
  • CSI: Miami (which is based on his time as a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy in Dade County)

Dislikes:

  • Dragons, monsters or any mythological creatures that he can't slay with a toothbrush, piping hot cup of coffee and untuned banjo
  • Paper
  • Frank Stallone
  • Royalty
  • People with four fingers
  • People with eight fingers
  • F/X2: The Deadly Art of Illusion
  • Michael Caine ("the English Brian Dennehy")
  • Classical music
  • Wilford Brimley
  • People that think he is Wilford Brimley
  • Men with long fingernails (see Wilford Brimley)
  • Wilford **cking Brimley ("I want that Quaker Oats ad back you son-of-a-***ch!!!" - BD)
  • Nickels
  • Sober Twister
  • Lichtenstein

1 comment:

Jenni said...

Brian Dennehy gave Wilford Brimley diabetes.